"Get on with your Bad Self!" -- James Brown

The Guru says:

  Cartoon Law VIII
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  Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.

  Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives
  might comfortably afford.  They can be decimated, spliced, splayed,
  accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be
  destroyed.  After a few moments of blinking self-pity, they reinflate,
  elongate, snap back, or solidify.

  Corollary 1:  A cat will assume the shape of its container.

  Corollary 2:  Cartoon cats have the uncanny ability to emit piano sounds
                when their teeth are transformed into piano keys after
                having a piano dropped on them.

  Corollary 3: Toon coyotes tend to have feline properties.

Home pages are so 1990s, you know?

Content at Affronter:

• Amber must be destroyed: Why I hate Amber Diceless Role-Playing Game. This is an old rant, but while time has mellowed my feelings about some of the games I was in, exposure to the Forge role-playing community has deepened my hatred of the Amber DRPG books. Can they be made to work? Yes. Are the books worth a cent as tools to create a satisfying gaming experience? nope.
• My various articles on the most excellent sport of airsoft

Organizations I've joined, formally or Informally:

	The National Rifle Association
	The Michigan Coalition for Responsible Gun Ownership
	The Electronic Frontier Foundation
	The National Motorists Association
	The American Civil Liberties Union
	Blue Ribbon Anti-Censorship Campaign
	Internet Spam Boycott
	The Yankee Air Force